There are a million reasons that I love Reddit, among them the feeling of community, the camaraderie of the Internet’s most creative minds, and the righteous championing of a variety of social and political causes, but today it’s because it introduces us to someone truly remarkable: The presently anonymous gentleman above.

Kids, it's one thing for Vince at Film Drunk to frequently take blatant, vicious shots at Taylor Lautner's looks and acting skillz -- which he does often, hilariously -- but it's another thing when the New York Times, referred to in some circles as the "Old Grey Lady" because it's so goddamn staid, takes such shots, as it has and continues to do.

Okay, it's one thing for bloggy blogs like Filmdrunk to hilariously and accurately compare Taylor Lautner's face to a llama's, but it's another when the New York Times is dissing his looks in their review of Abduction, which I will not see, EVER, just as I will never see any movie in which Taylor Lautner is cast as the lead actor.

Artist Jason Mecier has been making his incredible mosaics for a while now, so I'm not exactly discovering an unknown street artist here.

When I was 18-years-old I had the entire world by the short and curlies.

If you want to see people staring at each other blankly while wearing colored contacts, boy howdy are you in luck because the new Twilight trailer is out.

Oh, internet.

This barely seems worth mentioning, but Taylor Lautner hosted "Saturday Night Live" this weekend and *fart noise* *both thumbs down* *dogs barking* *long whistle and explosion noise* *bom bom bom bommm wooooo*I was looking for a laundry list of things to complain about with this episode, but it was the same complaint repeated several times: painfully long skit with an unfunny premise.

FX primarily caters to a male audience, but it has expanded its scope to heavyset teenage girls now that it has purchased the television rights to the Twilight saga.