16-year old U.
Geek & Sci-Fi
Carmelo Anthony has single-handedly destroyed entire nations during the 2012 Summer Olympics, so it should come as no surprise that some countries would love to run up and punch him in the dick.
Make no mistake about it, Team USA handled the Nigerian Menâ€™s Basketball team with humiliating authority yesterday, as Carmelo Anthony set a new team record with 37 points, and the entire team set world records with 156 points and 29 3-pointers.
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Two truths: 1.
Blake Griffin has a torn meniscus and a strong desire to be everyone's favorite, post-Shaq "funny athlete", so he's got a lot of free time to show up on YouTube chat shows and joke about being home schooled.
Note to other countries: If you want to learn how to beat Team USA, just stop all the alley-oops.
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That's all well and good, but let's see him try that with a 5-foot-2 Frenchman in his way.
A nice counterpoint to the heavy stuff I wrote about yesterday.
If thereâ€™s one thing America does well, itâ€™s kicking ass.