A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fansite claims they have a copy of Michael Bay's "Ninja Turtles" script, and it's as awful as we thought.

You would think an idea as obscure as drawing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles onto the noses of people in photographs would be a surprise new Tumblr, but I'm actually more surprised it's taken until Fall 2011 to get here.