The season's final Nielsen ratings are out, and it's official: absolutely no one watches the CW.

"The Beautiful Life" was a lousy show with bad acting and a boring lead actress that no one watched, so the CW pulled it after only two episodes ("What we feel like we're doing is creating, in some ways, an industry first," Kutcher told Reuters.

I'm pleased to report that "The Beautiful Life," the stillborn turd created by Ashton Kutcher and starring suicidal uninsurable mess Mischa Barton, has been canceled by the CW after just two episodes.

With all the news about Misca Barton's hospitalization following allegations of everything from a three-day coke binge to being near suicide, the CW's "The Beautiful Life" has postponed production and rededicated its resources to helping her.

Mischa Barton -- the "O.