A lot of hyperbole gets thrown around on the Internet.

I present to you, the Deadline descriptions of two upcoming shows:The CW has picked up two episodes of “Perez Hilton Superfan,” an unscripted series featuring the celebrity blogger getting close and personal with a different superstar each week.

You might have thought that 2001 was the year that television hit bottom.

Wow, with natural beauties like this on "America's Next Top Model," I can't believe that none of the show's winners have gone on to become world-famous supermodels.

The CW has canceled "H8R," the Mario Lopez-hosted confrontation show that put down "haters" -- average, non-famous people -- in order to defend human garbage like Kim Kardashian, Scott Disick (pictured), Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, and "Bachelor" star Jake Pavelka.

So, this is a real thing that is happening in our world:The CW is developing unscripted format "Extreme Musical Chairs" from the Gurin Co.

Yesterday afternoon, news broke that the CW would re-make the late-'80s CBS show "Beauty and the Beast," a tale of two actors (Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton) who would go on to take take badass roles in better projects.

UPDATE: Now with video.

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