Ted Williams, the homeless man with the incredible golden voice, appeared on the CBS "Early Show" this morning, and this interview (video below) is so touching that it very nearly melted the ice surrounding my withered black heart.

In case you didn't see Adam Lambert's performance at the AMAs, congratulations, you have better things to do than watch the AMAs.

People, I assure you: this clip of CBS correspondent Debbye Turner Bell getting an eyeful of beaver pee on "The Early Show" is the only safe-for-work video you're ever going to get if you happen to Google "beaver urinating on woman's face.