Do you live in fear of an eventual alien invasion of earth.

Hey guys, remember social mobility.

This is just heartbreaking and a sad insight into how messed up things are out there for some people, in this case Ohio, a state with an economy that's almost completely f*cked: two murderous dudes posted an ad on Craigslist offering a job -- $300 per week to basically oversee a piece of land.

Reports the Independent:She's got pink hair, she's terribly cute and she's hungry.

When a report came out a few days ago detailing how Americans spend roughly 53 billion minutes per month dicking around on Facebook -- consuming approximately 23% of the total time people in this country spend online -- I thought, "Hmmm.

Cidadapocalypse.

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For the first time ever, the price of an ounce of gold passed the $1,500 mark this week, as people continue to be terrified of the American economy and the tanking dollar.

Dog News After multiple recovery attempts, the Japanese coast guard has successfully rescued the dog seen above.