Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, noted dimwit stars of "The Hills," gave a tour of their house and showed off their machine guns. NO ONE IS SAFE.

Taken at some sort of MTV-related shindig in 2007 or 2008 based on the shows' overlapping air dates and the subdued levels of Heidi Montag plastic surgery.

Lauren Conrad told 'Allure' that parts of 'The Hills' were "recreated" for the cameras. Or, to paraphrase, FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.

Lauren Conrad made a craft video where she destroyed a ton of books, then pulled it down when people yelled at her.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag -- the unapologetic villains of "The Hills" and arguably the most shameless famewhores of the 21st century -- were ubiquitous in the gossip news cycle until America's collective revulsion finally rendered them obsolete.

Oh man oh God oh man Oh God oh man.

"The Hills" aired its final episode last night, and it should go without saying that I'm happy that the insipid, insultingly stupid empty candy shell of a reality series about non-celebrities who became tabloid stars will never again air a new episode.

Not a bad day for old Danger Guerrero.

You may remember Jason Wahler, the Colin Farrell knock-off pictured above, as Lauren Conrad's boyfriend with the chinstrap beard back when people still talked about "The Hills.