The Hills (MTV) -- Season premiere.

The final season of "The Hills" begins tonight, and Landline TV put together this video (embedded below) of kids acting out scenes from television's #1 source of empty calories for your eyes.

There's terrible news for vapid dipsh*ts and moronic young girls today, as PopWatch has learned of the cancellation of MTV's "The Hills" following the coming season.

Heidi Montag -- or Heidi Pratt, or Heidi Retard-Pratt, I'm not sure which she's going with these days -- followed up the TEN cosmetic surgeries she underwent in November with the wildly successful release of her new album, the appropriately titled Superficial.

"The Hills" and "The City" have become increasingly irrelevant -- not that they were ever relevant on any substantive plane in the first place -- but that hasn't stopped MTV from renewing both of the completely fake reality afterbirths.

The marauding sea monster pictured here is Kelly Cutrone, whose primary sin until now was giving Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port so-called "jobs" on "The Hills" and "The City.

Since MTV's malodorous decision to continue "The Hills" with Kristin Cavallari in Lauren Conrad's place (or should I say, "malodorous decision to continue the show at all"), I'm delighted to see that ratings for "The Hills" have declined by 33%.

This clip is based off a Jon Friedman joke that posits that most of "The Wonder Years" would be mostly people silently staring at each other if you removed Daniel Stern's voice-over.

In one of the more brazen loads of horse feces you'll read this week, Kristin Cavallari compared MTV's polished turd "The Hills" to Larry David's edgy HBO comedy series "Curb Your Enthusiasm.