The ‘New York Times’ Turns Run-Of-The-Mill Articles Into Brilliant Haikus

Launched as an April Fools' Day joke, the New York Times Haiku Tumblr is actually kind of amazing.

Jay-Z Will Order You A Fish Sandwich And You Will Like It

The New York Times dispatched Zadie Smith to profile Jay-Z. The result is the delightful "House That Hova Built."

In the history of greatest newspaper corrections, this has to be at least top 10.

I don't care what part of the country you come from, or what your politics are: Paula Deen is a goddamn national treasure.