The post-Oscar buzz has been dominated by talk of J-Law's awesomeness and the Onion's Twitter feed. Sadly, Anne Hathaway's nipples have been overshadowed.

This year's Oscar nominations are in, so we continue our tradition of highlighting the funniest photoshopped "honest movie posters" from various sources.

Wanna read a strange sentence? The elephant went to the beach and played the kazoo. Wanna read another strange sentence? Seth MacFarlane will be hosting the 2013 Oscars.

This story contains two important pieces of information: 1) Jimmy Fallon may be in talks to host the 2013 Oscars. Or he isn't. Or he was, but he isn't now. More as this story develops. 2) The current president of the Motion Picture Academy is a former 'Wayne's World' producer named "Hawk Koch."

When we last checked in on loud, puzzlingly coiffed reality show creature Donald Trump's YouTube vlog, he was braying on and on and on about how he has always maintained a great relationship with "the blacks," because if there's anything "the blacks" love, it's a bloated, birther-conspiracy-pushing, bloviating white billionaire who eats his crappy pizza with a knife and fork.

In the spirit of last night's Academy Awards:Dean.

It took some serious balls for Vanity Fair to sit on these tremendous images from their Oscar party photo booth for an entire year (maybe they didn't, but this is the first I'm seeing them), but I have to say their patience is paying off because these photos (as well as Film Drunk Oscar Bracketology) have me oddly excited for this weekend's Academy Awards, even though I couldn't accept my many, many invitations to exclusive after parties (ongoing beef with Wilmer Valderrama).

This year's Oscar nominations are in, which means another year of drinking games, Twitter cattiness, even more Twitter cattiness, and photoshopping the Oscar-nominated movies' posters to reflect what the average person thinks about the Oscar bait contained therein.

Let me just get this out of the way: I loved Drive (the DVD of which you can pre-order for $14.99 on Amazon right now) and I loved Albert Brooks in Drive -- particularly his intense scene with Gosling at the Chinese restaurant -- but I wasn't one of the people who thought he deserved an Oscar nomination for his role in the film.