In case you hadn't figured it out yet, MTV's latest series to feature a bunch of obnoxious, self-centered drunks is on the way out.

Yesterday, Matt touched on some of the more infuriating details from a recent interview Snooki did with GQ.

I bet you thought I was joking yesterday when I said I was going to continue covering the Abercrombie/Situation Douchegate story like it was the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Bros.

BREAKING AWESOME AND HILARIOUS NEWS: Noted douche clothier Abercrombie & Fitch is offering to pay the cast members of "Jersey Shore," specifically The Situation, to stop wearing their clothes.

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Last week, I wrote about how Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino would film a pilot for a possible "Jersey Shore" spin-off.

MTV has yet to air a single episode of the spin-offs for Pauly D or JWoww and Snooki (I feel ashamed to know these names so well), but that hasn't stopped the network from moving forward with another "Jersey Shore" spin-off: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino will film a pilot presentation for a possible series later this year.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- last seen bombing at the roast of Donald Trump -- has a list of demands for his club appearances that is so ridiculous, you'd almost think he was someone with talent.