Why? Pretty simple: Their genre shows are their only hits.

This is the trailer for the second season of the CW's "Vampire Diaries," also known as "Twilight for Poor Kids" and not to be confused with "Twilight for Sluts" (HBO's "True Blood").

The People's Choice Awards were held last night, and as you can tell from last night's What's On Tonight, I either wasn't aware of them or didn't care to mention their existence.

This story is kinda last week's news, but it involves attractive young actresses getting arrested for baring their breasts to strangers, which in my mind makes it still newsworthy.