Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter opens next Friday, and we finally have three clips to go with the trailers from earlier this year.

Four score and seven sharks jumped beforeYesterday Vince posted this trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, produced by Tim Burton and directed by Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted).

Dammit.

Give this to Timur Bekmanbetov: the man keeps busy turning out B-movies.

Hey, remember when Australian actress Robin McLeavy was rumored to be cast in Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov’s adaptation of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" as Lincoln's crazy wife.

No, Trent, I can't go do mushrooms with you in Joshua Tree.

The banner picture is a spoiler.

If you had told me back in the 90s that someday I'd be writing about Oscar winner Trent Reznor composing the music and acting in a movie about Abraham Lincoln hunting vampires, I'd have bought some weed from you and I'd also ask you why I would be writing stuff since I'd be far too busy running my handcrafted shoes for cats business in the future.

My only regret for what I am about to do is that I forgot to do it yesterday on Presidents' Day.