Four score and seven sharks jumped beforeYesterday Vince posted this trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, produced by Tim Burton and directed by Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted).
MoreGive this to Timur Bekmanbetov: the man keeps busy turning out B-movies.
MoreNo, Trent, I can't go do mushrooms with you in Joshua Tree.
MoreThe banner picture is a spoiler.
MoreIf you had told me back in the 90s that someday I'd be writing about Oscar winner Trent Reznor composing the music and acting in a movie about Abraham Lincoln hunting vampires, I'd have bought some weed from you and I'd also ask you why I would be writing stuff since I'd be far too busy running my handcrafted shoes for cats business in the future.
MoreMy only regret for what I am about to do is that I forgot to do it yesterday on Presidents' Day.
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