Snow.

OK, we admit it: as much as we hate the Ewoks for ruining what should have been the most badass of all the Star Wars films, they are pretty adorable.

While most people with a good grasp of common sense slept in this morning and actually enjoyed their extra vacation day, millions of people throughout America instead flocked to their local department stores, shopping malls and outlet retailers at the wee hours of the morning for the timeless tradition of "Black Friday.