Today's afternoon links, featuring Matt Mulholland's cover of a '90s hit song and the 'Titanic' reality show.

[via]In case you hadn't noticed from the ads all over this page, Battleship is showing in theaters in North America now.

Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of Mark Ruffalo.

Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of Scarlett Johansson.

Titanic will soon be back in theatres, and aside from being converted into 3D it's pretty much going to be the same familiar big ball o' cheese it's always been.

Easily my favorite thing about the movie Titanic is that it has been out for fifteen years and the internet has had plenty of time to make fun of it.

While most sorority girls and/or strippers would have settled for a butterfly, random stars, or Chinese letters that translate to “I hate my father,” Steve Hide had something a little different in mind when he went to get his newest tattoo.

There's something about undermining the awkward and fabricated "romance" of the Titanic nude sketch scene that I find delightful, so give me a sprawled out fat guy coupled with crappy Rose and Jack dialogue and my daily lulz quota is almost always satisfied.