Fresh off the reaffirming news that the Arrested Development ten episode season and a movie are still a go for 2013, it seems only fitting that I stumbled across this Tobias Fünke GIF wall from Geronimo this morning that highlights the best ambiguous one-liners from the world's leading analrapist.

I often contend that the internet -- much like everyday people -- is regularly in desperate need of certain things, only doesn't realize it.

We rolled out The Best of #Michael Bluth over two months ago and in an effort to "effectively hide my thunder" and to not "prematurely shoot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run" I've mustered up all the self-control I'm capable of in not tackling another Arrested Development character too soon.

This rarely happens (unless we're talking fantasy football potential or budding Hollywood heartthrobs), but I was a little too ahead of the curve when I posted the "We're a Culture, Not a Costume" parodies last week.

I keep telling myself that I'm going to skip the next fictional pop culture Ben & Jerry's flavor our buddy Jon DeFreest comes up with out of principle, just to prove I'm not a slave to them.

Every few months, like clockwork, a politician -- typically a virulently anti-gay Republican -- get's busted tapping his foot in an airport bathroom stall or posting an ad to Craigslist in an effort to satisfy a dark, secret craving for man-ass.