According to his granddaughters, 1993 Nobel Peace Prize winner Nelson Mandela is a big fan of "Toddlers & Tiaras." What in the hell is happening to the world?

A convicted felon is asking a judge to grant him custody of his daughter after her mom put her of 'Toddlers & Tiaras' in a costume that featured large fake boobs.

Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson, one of the more popular contestants in the history of "Toddlers & Tiaras," has been given her own reality show by TLC.

Do you remember last week when I yelled and screamed about the girl from "Toddlers & Tiaras" who was being pumped full of a Mountain Dew and Red Bull mixture and released into the wild like a strumpet Tasmanian Devil.

I try not to post too much about "Toddlers & Tiaras" because the whole thing is a depressing creepshow that makes me alternate between sad and angry and I get enough of that as a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

I’m probably going to Hell for that headline, but I’ll see Laci’s Mom, who does not have it going on, there.

The Parents' Television Council is a group of Puritanical fuddy duddies who try to force their version of morality on the rest of society by holding their breath and stomping around until some jelly-spined executive freaks out and gives them what they want.

Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC) -- Summer finale.

I've had this slowed-down clip of "Toddlers Tiaras" star Eden Wood kicking around in an open browser window for the last couple of days, waiting for some kind of inspiration to say something funny about it.