So apparently Tom Hanks likes old stuff. Maybe we can get him to do an UPROXX commenter chat if I sent him my old Blackberry or something?

Tom Hanks won an Emmy last night. He then proceeded to do what any actor with Oscars in his trophy case at home should do with an Emmy: taped it to the hood of his car for use as a hood ornament.

Warner has released the first theatrical trailer for The Wachowskis and Tom Tykwer's 'Cloud Atlas' based on David Mitchell's "unfilmable" novel.

A Redditor was in a restaurant with Tom Hanks, and he stole the Oscar winner's glasses, pretended to be drunk, and got a picture with him.

It's this sort of meaningless internet-ing that helps get us all to the weekend, don't you agree.

Hanksy, the Banksy-parodying Tom Hanks enthusiast, appears to be moving in another direction fresh off his Krause Gallery showing.

For the past year, Banksy parodies have been pasted to walls in the Lower East Side of New York City by the artist/artists known as (of course) "Hanksy.

Oh, this is a real treat.

Seeing how Chet Haze graced the pages of UPROXX today, the timing really couldn't be more perfect for the fine chaps at Best Rooftalk Ever to release their recut/reimagining of Splash -- the mermaid-centric romantic comedy starring Chet's dad, Tom Hanks -- as a Michael Clayton/Ides of March-style political thriller.