Last night I saw a dad in full on Ben Wyatt Batman costume accompanying his son who was also dressed as Batman, but more of the animated series variety.

Overheard in a douchey Vegas club last night.

"Parks and Recreation" needs to win the Emmy, not just because it's awesome, but also because Nick Offerman (the chiseled manliness that is Ron Swanson) and Aziz Ansari (Tom "#SWAG" Haverford) have an awesome plan to initiate upon winning an Emmy.

Tom Haverford and Jean Ralphio's swagtastic business venture is easily my favorite sitcom subplot going right now.

A few days ago we brought you this hilarious gallery of Community stills with hilarious Texts From Last Night entries laid over them culled from Tumblrs devoted entirely to doing just that.

These two newly uploaded NSFW audio Parks & Recreation Season 3 gag reel videos (Part I above, Part II after the jump) are over ten minutes apiece so my original plan was to list out all the must watch scenes so everyone could efficiently scan through them, but of course every GD curse-filled second is f'n fantastic and I found myself transcribing it word for word.

At the risk -- is there really a risk.

Aziz Ansari makes his debut as a feature film headliner with 30 Minutes or Less this week and since I'd like to see my favorite renamer of foods and responder to racism headline more films going forward I dove head first into the awesomeness that is #Tom Haverford as a show of support.

Earlier today I started typing a post about the below Ron Swanson Trader Joe's bacon special that's been everywhere today thanks to Eater, but I got sidetracked when a foxy UPS lady dropped off a package and proceeded to ask questions about my hard drive.