Donald Faison, who played Turk on "Scrubs," got married to Cacee Cobb this weekend at the home of Zach Braff, a.k.a. J.D.

Bill Lawrence may be bringing the Turk Dance to Broadway, plus highlights from around the web.

Here is the complete list of things that will result in me doing a post about "Dancing With the Stars":Attractive female contestant falls out of dressSomeone does the Turk DanceA cast member from a '90s television show aimed at children or teens is announced as a contestantSame as above but with DMX or Coolio or any member of the Wu-Tang Clan or Boyz II MenFemale dancer attempts tricky dance move and her stiletto flies off and stabs an audience member in the throatThat Bruno guy finally snaps while judging a performance and just, like, whips out his ding-a-ling or somethingTom Bergeron gets fired and is replaced with an animatronic panda named BambooSomeone poops and/or pees their pantsA spaceship lands on the roof of the studio and the aliens come inside and start vaporizing audience members with a space laserNFL player wins the whole shebang and starts rolling around the stage like he's on fireSo, here you go.

Cougar Town (ABC) - Sarah Chalke, a Bill Lawrence veteran from her tenure on "Scrubs," begins her guest arc on the show tonight.

A bad television show will built itself around catch phrases.