An online company is selling "Robert Pattinson Deserves Better" t-shirts, but we have five better anti-KStew suggestions.

Since he's the undisputed king of internet-baitable moments it's no surprise that Will Ferrell did a masterful "Twihard reacting to Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson" last night on Conan, and it's sure to get play everywhere today.

Next to the Beliebers the Twihards are arguably the most insane fanbase populating the internet, so you just knew that they were going to lose their minds over the news that famed glass case of emotion Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with a wrinkly-balled director -- and they are.

When I was growing up in Awesometown, USA, I discovered a terrible, dark secret that made my father the shame of our white collar lineage.