Someone is selling a rare rotten Twinkie on eBay, for the low, low price of $46.

Today in news that I did not expect but that makes perfect sense for reasons unknown to me: the Pabst Corporation, the people who make PBR, might be the savior for all you Twinkies lovers out there.

He's a finger wag away from going full Mutombo

Going broke to buy a snack food is so METAL.

Be sure to run out and buy all the Hostess snacks you can find. The run on Twinkies is coming.

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