Let me just get this out of the way: I loved Drive (the DVD of which you can pre-order for $14.99 on Amazon right now) and I loved Albert Brooks in Drive -- particularly his intense scene with Gosling at the Chinese restaurant -- but I wasn't one of the people who thought he deserved an Oscar nomination for his role in the film.

Of course, once the initial shock wore off, there was no way the funny people who hang out all day on Twitter weren't going to crack jokes about the breakup of R.

When I got up today and saw photos of Scarlett Johansson's naked a$s (Again, just Google it.

When will they learn.