Naturally, as it is wont to do whenever something ridiculous happens, Twitter collectively had some pretty funny and interesting things to say about the NRA presser today.

As is usually the case when these sort of things happen, Twitter has been chock full of LOLs related to the Petraeus sex scandal. Here are some favorites.

By now you've probably heard that sad fart monster Donald Trump's big, shocking Obama announcement was about as useful as a limp penis at an orgy, and Twitter has been on fire over it.

Back when I first moved to New York, there was a clothing store on the Lower East Side called Some Odd Rubies that was owned by Summer Phoenix, the sister of River and Joaquin, and Odessa Whitmire, Ben Affleck's former personal assistant who also happened to be Matt Damon's girlfriend at the time.

You guys, I don't know if you've heard, but the longest gestation period in human history came to an end today when Jessica Simpson gave birth to a girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson.

As you may have heard, fornication-obsessed cucumber Rick Santorum suspended his presidential campaign this afternoon, ending our improbable, long, national nightmare and giving me perhaps one last chance to post the GIF above.

As you might imagine, the internet has been mourning the passing of Steve Jobs and celebrating his life just as voraciously as it mourned his stepping down as Apple CEO a few weeks ago.