Photo credit: CBSHey, here are some sentences that will ruin your day:Word is that the trio are returning at their current salaries, with all three getting signing bonuses.

Forbes magazine, ostensibly a business and finance magazine, nevertheless loves to calculate profits for tv shows, movie, and celebrities because they're not dumb: They know it's the only time the Internet actually pays attention to the publication.

In what will assuredly come as a shock to all of you, it turns out that Lee Aronsohn, co-creator of "Two and a Half Men," has some less than enlightened views on women, and he expresses those views like a total goon.

The adult leads of "Modern Family" — Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, and Sofia Vergara — each receive a salary of $65,000 per episode, with the exception of the more-established Ed O'Neill, who gets $100,000.

For the most part, I think network dramas are pathetic.

Today in news that I promise I am not making up, Ashton Kutcher is going to be launched into space.

Oh, the misery.

CBS, whose audience average median age is literally 55 years old, pulled the trigger early and renewed a good two thirds or more of its primetime line-up yesterday, ensuring that the geriatric set will not have its stories taken away from them before they enter hospice care.

I'm a television critic, so it is therefore my job to watch as much television as possible.