'Modern Family's' Ed O'Neill, aka Al Bundy, talks MMA, and shows that he could still kick your butt.

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"There is a great deal of room for improvement," stated Microsoft, to which UFC fans hoping to watch the fight on their 360 replied, "NO KIDDING.

As an avid MMA fan and long-time waver of the MMA-is-not-just-for-guidos-and-closeted-homosexual-rednecks flag, I have a complex relationship towards the fighter-nickname phenomenon.

I don't want to expend too much energy trying to prove to you my big brain cred, but let's just say that between my numerous degrees from high-priced universities and a drawing room that smells of leather-bound books and the panties of only the classiest Craigslist casual encounters hookups, I'm quite the cultured intellectual.