If "Calvin and Hobbes" was ever turned into an animated TV show, it would look something like this.

The audio clips after the break (NSFW for swearing) are fake outtakes from the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Louie (FX) -- Tonight's episode, "Bummer/Blueberries," examines Louie's awkward attempts at a dating life, and it might be my favorite of the first four episodes of Season 2.

Well, the traffic numbers say that everyone has already left the office to go a-drinkin' at the nearest bar that begins with an "O" or "Mc," so I'm not gonna hang around here all day while my readership is off getting sloshed.