Every year we post several geeky valentines before Valentine's Day. The tradition continues with this year's top 40 picks.

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I was ready to call it a day, but then I saw this mashup of movie characters mouthing the words to Bryan Adams' "Everything I Do" and I knew I just had to post it, Consider it a little slice of love from me to you, dear reader.

Okay, this absolutely settles it: male bloggers are unquestionably the best at proposing to the women they love.

Let me just go ahead and channel the cynical a-hole inside of me and get this out of the way: Valentine's Day is horrible, a "holiday" created entirely by the American commerce machine designed to get people to spend money in February blah blah blah, not to mention make people feel bad about themselves.

It's here, the most dreaded holiday of the year: Valentine's Day.

There's no better way to show a woman how much you truly love her than with the Valentine's Day cards that count.

Want to see 100 cats with their heads jammed through a slice of bread.