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It's Secret Santa season, the time of the year when you're forced to buy cheap "holiday" presents for your fellow office workers because a memo from the Powers That Be tell you to.

The Vampire Diaries (CW) -- Fall finale.

Riding high on the success of Vampire Diaries, the WB CW has the hype machine running full speed for its latest teen super-powers-as-a-metaphor-for-diversity-parable, The Secret Circle, which debuts on September 15.

Recently, DirecTV began airing episodes of "Damages" with subtitles that help explain background information viewers might not know if they missed previous episodes of the complex legal drama.

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (ABC) -- Ah, Charlie Brown specials on ABC.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX) -- Season 6 premiere.

Two weeks ago, the CW picked up "The Vampire Diaries" for next fall.