This 14-year-old girl, who plays Van Halen guitar solos, is cooler than you.

Daenerys Targaryen, the Mother of Dragons, seems like she'd be a David Lee Roth fan, so here are some photos of Khaleesi set to Van Halen's "On Fire."

Jimi Hendrix? Never heard of him.

Not a day goes by in which we don't think about Tawny Kitaen.

Make way for Guns N' Roses, Bach.

Seriously, how is David Lee Roth not a gay icon? The man has worn assless chaps on stage, for Christ's sake!

When we last checked in on Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney of the Black Keys, they were sporting ridiculous ponytails for a cameo on Workaholics. So what are they up today.

One of the oldest and best music industry urban legends concerned Van Halen's production rider and how brown M&Ms were expressly forbidden from the backstage area of the band's shows.

Last week, when word surfaced that a David Lee Roth fronted Van Halen had played an intimate show at New York's Cafe Wha? to kick off a reunion tour, it almost didn't seem real to me.