While Vanessa Hudgens was booty dancing on "Leno," Miley Cyrus was twerking online in unicorn onesie. But who did it better?

Selena or Vanessa? Ashley or Rachel? If you're having trouble picking your favorite "Spring Breakers" star, we're here to help.

Enjoy, you heathens.

A friend of mine used to throw a wild Christmas party every year with a selective guest list, which often left a lot of people pissed off and questioning their friendship.

There are a million reasons that I love Reddit, among them the feeling of community, the camaraderie of the Internet’s most creative minds, and the righteous championing of a variety of social and political causes, but today it’s because it introduces us to someone truly remarkable: The presently anonymous gentleman above.

Justified (FX) - I want to be very clear about something.

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