EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

Because you've surely been wondering what Vanilla Ice has been up to lately. "LIGHTS LIGHTS BABY!"

You're all VIPs in my, Adam Scott, and Rob Van Winkle's hearts.

[rides up on rollerblades] [is wearing Zubaz and a Charlotte Hornets Starter jacket, and is drinking a Crystal Pepsi]COWABUNGA, DUDES.

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Nothing says irony quite like a white rapper performing acoustic versions of his own songs in Echo Park, California.

No, that is not Ben Affleck in the middle.

The other day, the Interwebs went absolutely crazy over the story of an Ohio man, Ryan Fitzjerald, who inked his girlfriend, Rossie Brovent, with the above poop tattoo after she had asked for a Narnia landscape.