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For the past month, I have been performing the daunting task of picking a new cell phone to replace by seemingly outdated Blackberry Curve.

For the past four months, you’ve undoubtedly been told by countless friends, co-workers, relatives, homeless people, heroin addicts, coma patients and Amish people how incredibly awesome Apple’s iPad is and you surely feel like you’re the last person on Earth who doesn’t have one of these tablet miracles.