A homeless man named Timothy Carr entered a Brooksville, Florida, Walmart on Sunday night, grabbed an alcoholic beverage from a shelf, started boozing and took himself a little joyride on a motorized shopping cart, for which he received a DWI.

On Friday we noted that there hadn't been a single death resulting from Black Friday shopping that had been reported. Well, so much for that!

For reasons unbeknownst to anyone, folk singer Jewel was asked by Walmart to perform a song about the retail giant. Hilarity ensued.

Well it happened, Internet -- Pitbull was shipped off to a Walmart in rural Alaska, just as you wished he would be.

Walmart held a contest promising a concert by Pitbull at the store with the most Facebook "likes." The internet took it from there.

Pitbull and Walmart: two of our least favorite things.

This was the scene at Walmart yesterday at 4 p.

America has a love/hate relationship with the Black Eyed Peas.

Seeing that you can already pick up a big booty and some Cheesy Poofs there, I suppose it makes total sense that Walmart is going to start competing with Netflix and iTunes and your on-demand movie cable provider by selling streaming movies on its website.