In an interview with New York Magazine, Walton Goggins waxes nostalgic over long pubic hair and its significance.

The best GIFs featuring Boyd Crowder, as played by Walton Goggins, from "Justified."

If you’re like me, you spend 79% of your day thinking about “Game of Thrones” and “Justified.

As good as its surprising first season was, "Justified" entered rarefied heights in its second season, earning critical acclaim (a well deserved Emmy for Margo Martindale, plus nominations for Timothy Olyphant and Walton Goggins) as well as fanboy huffing here at Warming Glow, where all of the show's trappings -- a shoot-first protagonist, complex characters, femmes fatales, bourbon, snappy one-liners, and noir undertones -- appeal equally to our intellectual proclivities and baser instincts.

Embedded above is a teaser for the upcoming season of FX's stellar, badass drama "Justified.

Listen, the Emmys are stupid.

Justified (FX) -- A married couple that are friends of mine went on vacation last week, and the wife turned off their power strip to save energy.

It's been a long time since a show has kicked enough ass to require a write-up of Just the Badass Parts, but holy hell did last night's episode of "Justified" (S2E5, "Cottonmouth") qualify -- and then some.

With all due respect to Kid Rock (which is to say: none), "Justified's" Raylan Givens is the original American Badass.