It’s been a tough week for the timeless tradition of marriage, what with the ultimate All-American couple of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger shocking the world - nay, the universe.

I like to think that one day, while on the brink of complete global nuclear annihilation, the leaders of the world’s mega powers, with their fingers firmly set on pressing their big red buttons, will be in the ultimate standoff, staring each other down via huge monitors in underground bunkers.

While Japan continues to be the rightful focus of international attention this week, it's important to remember that we have a vast Internet at our disposal to at least distract us with humor, insanity, and the extraordinary (which doesn't always mean good).