So you know how earlier today you were concerned about those unpaid parking tickets and your winter heating bill.

Growing up, I always admired the way that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles never used handguns in any of their battles (despite what their marketing campaign may reflect).

Arguably, there's an infinite number of things that could probably upset the fine residents of North Carolina.

Of Course We're Starting With Florida A woman in Florida crashed her SAAB into the Adrian Fernandez Insurance office in Tampa.

A lawn mower race erupted in violence this week when a man on a large lawnmower bumped into a smaller lawnmower after reaching the finish line.

Just when I'd started to regain some amount of faith in humanity, right on schedule, a news story comes along that registers a solid 11 on the disturbing-as-hell scale.

Congratulations, if you've already read that headline it means now that basically you're an official member of the Belmont Police Department, because that's pretty much all the info that they've got on their latest case.

Pop quiz, hotshot: what do you get when you mix a bunch of U.

Every six months or so, a story will come along that's pretty tragic and somehow involves a nerd pastime, like a couple who were found living in a filthy trailer covered in Starlog magazine with a son who spoke only Klingon.