Hint: If you didn't get ripped off by a Kickstarter, you probably shouldn't be.

Oh no! Where will they hang out to show their impeccable taste in Apple products? Oh, wait, Starbucks, problem solved.

And we thought Sergey Brin had a massive pair on him; today it's been revealed that the Alliance for Main Street Fairness, which consists of mom-and-pop shops like Wal-Mart, Target, Best Buy, and Sears, is whining to the federal government about how AMAZON DOESN'T HAVE TO COLLECT SALES TAX AND THAT'S NOT FAAAAAA-AAAAAIRRRR, and they're doing it by.

We're amazed the corpse was actually allowed to cool before this happened, but now that Steve Jobs is dead, people are bitching about how, like, he totally wouldn't have done the things that they don't like in new Apple products.

There's been a lot of controversy surrounding the ending of "Mass Effect 3," if by "controversy" you mean "whining.

Nerds pick nits.

Everyone knows how annoying Facebook can be.

Recently, Google debuted a new service that lets you search "global" results, or search within Google Plus and Picasa -- aka the toggle that nobody is actually going to use -- because everybody wants global results and nobody posts to Google Plus anyway.

So, as you may be somewhat aware, possibly from an angry tweet about how Ubisoft doesn't care about PC gamers or butthurt forum trolls, Ubisoft's upcoming and extremely interesting "I Am Alive" is quite possibly not hitting PCs because, shockingly, Ubisoft is concerned about piracy and sales.