In the need of home bar equipment? Well, Gwyneth Paltrow has everything you need. Just call your bank and raise your credit limit first!

Here's extremely white Fox News contributor and former Bush White House spokeswoman Dana Perino destroying rap music once and for all.

Before Kanye, before Jay-Z, before Notorious B.

Last weekend, 9/11 hero/white affluence performance artist Gwyneth Paltrow nourished her inner aspect by taking in a Kanye West and Jay-Z Watch The Throne concert in Paris, France.

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Coachella.

The Earth's population has gone from 1 billion people to 7 billion in just 200 years, and overpopulation will drain the planet's natural resources before this century is over.

Anne Hathaway was on "Conan" to promote something and talk about filming the new Batman movie, and she proceeded to perform a rap song about the paparazzi "in the style of Lil Wayne" (her words).

As you may know, the past week or so has been "Internet Week," the annual circlejerk conference(.