Us Weekly asked Whoopi Goldberg about the vacancies on "The View" and Whoopi proceeded to be REAL AS HELL.

A recap of the best and worst moments from last night's "SNL," with host and musical guest Justin Bieber.

The other day on "The View," while interviewing Claire Danes about whatever the hell Claire Danes is up to, Whoopi Goldberg farted on live television.

Best Supporting Actress Academy Award winner (for 1995's Theodore Rex) Whoopi Goldberg shocked middling housewives and gay guys who didn't have to go to work when she sympathized with Charlie Sheen by explaining how she was once so hopped up on goofballs that she took a crap in her bed to keep monsters from killing her.

To make amends for the controversial walk-out two weeks ago, Bill O'Reilly went back to "The View" in costume for Halloween, and Whoopi Goldberg settled the score with him by interrupting the discussion with the world's longest fart.

If you're reading this blog, you're almost certainly familiar with the ongoing Mel Gibson chronicles.

So, this Roman Polanski guy's been in the news a bit, eh.