I've never been on a cruise, but they can't be so good that people are willing to risk having to live for days in a pool of their own waste.

There was a time, not so long ago, when Google was beloved by pretty much everybody.

Congrats, dude.

Were the ninjas in the previous post not quite crazy enough for your druthers.

Sort of like this only without as many berets.

The first "robot pop star" [Lady Gaga doesn't count, no matter how much tin foil she wraps around her ambiguous crotch] just made its debut at Japan's Digital Contents Expo.

Here's a perfectly normal English sentence: There will be a Michael Jackson MMO called Planet Michael.