A former contestant on the reality show "Wife Swap," Alicia Guastaferro, was arrested for prostitution in New York City.

Ted Haggard is the evangelical preacher whose career got upended when it turned out he paid for gay sex and crystal meth; Gary Busey is an imbalanced psychopath who will pull your endocrine system out of your body and put it in his briefcase with all the highlighters and loose change.

Alicia Guastaferro, an 18-year-old beauty pageant contestant who was featured on ABC's "Wife Swap" with her shallow parents, is suing the network for $100 million.

Richard and Mayumi Heene, the "Wife Swap" alumni who orchestrated the Balloon Boy hoax in October, were sentenced to jail last week.

"Balloon boy" was found alive, as CNN reports, which left a lot of us wondering if this was a hoax costing taxpayers a buttload of cash.

UPDATE: Video got pulled.

Remember the "Bacon is good for me!" kid from "Wife Swap".

So, here's the clip from "Wife Swap" that's surging all over the Internet: a tubby little jackass gets pissed off that his health-conscious replacement mom throws away his bacon.

I don't watch "Wife Swap" because the title describes something that should be way more sexy than the reality of the show, so I missed the recent episode in which the liberal-elite Stephen Fowler of San Francisco traded his life-coach wife for Gayla Long, a well-meaning Missouri simpleton.