Nintendo, the company gamers keep writing off, and a combination of eight-year-old boys and women old enough to be their moms keep turning into the most profitable company in the gaming industry.

Sure, we all make fun of motion gaming, partially because it's required in the Hardcore Gamer Bylaws, along with reading Penny Arcade, mocking Tim Buckley, and owning at least one old console that you insist is the best gaming machine ever invented.

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If there are two things that people have desperately wanted to go together, and just never have, it's video games and sex.

Researchers at Ithaca College's "Tots on Bots" program have connected a Wii Fit balance board and a baby seat to a motorized chair to give children with mobility problems a means to get around and to mistakenly believe they have awesome telekinetic powers.

Behold, one of the first screenshots from "Zelda: Skyward Swords", and some sexy, sexy elf action.

No sooner does some company come out with the "Wiings" to humiliate and embarrass Wii owners than another company decides to one-up them in the stupidity stakes with.

Karen should have really followed her dream to become a stripper.

Majesco Entertainment, makers of Cooking Mama, are looking to break into the lucrative moralistic high school home ec assignment market with a game that simulates all the fun of babysitting a newborn.