Well here you have it, folks: the shirtless, horse head mask-wearing jogger who captivated a nation this morning has been identified.

Hey, remember when Charlie Sheen bragged about "banging seven-gram rocks" because "that's how he rolls".

Now that his acting career has entered its "Busey" phase, Charlie Sheen is attempting to trademark 22 phrases that entered the pop culture lexicon during his unhinged publicity tornado that followed his dismissal from "Two and a Half Men.

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Two apologies: first, I'm sorry that this is about Charlie Sheen.

Well, it finally happened: I reached the tipping point for Charlie Sheen media saturation today.

Okay, I think we've survived the worst of Hurricane Charlie's strafing runs.

That's right, I'm still trying to keep it to one Charlie Sheen post a day.

Well, I suppose this was inevitable: Charlie Sheen's soundbites of insanity have been appropriated for The Charlie Sheen Pyramid of Greatness based off the original Ron Swanson Pyramid from "Parks and Recreation.