What wizardry is this.

In July, Patton Oswalt and 5-SecondFilms graced us with two Patton Oswalt sketches, and we haven't stopped crabwalkin' since (and that's not just because our horrible blogger diets and lack of sunlight have cursed us with the old timey affliction of rickets, AKA "the blogger's crabwalk").

Arrested Development And Parks & Rec Headline Pop Culture Paper Dolls |UPROXX|The 2011 Intermission: 75 Songs We've Enjoyed So Far |Smoking Section|Burnsy's Bad Advice: Ranking Your Fantasy Football Quarterbacks |With Leather|The 12 Categories of Movie Poster Cleavage |UPROXX|The Always Sunny [...].

There's still time to enter the Burn Notice giveaway.

Things I Saw On The Internet Today That I Want Really Bad [Uproxx]Some Thoughts on The Military Channel's Suicide Prevention PSA's [WarmingGlow]Frotcast 53: Eisenberg, Stupnitsky talk Bad Teacher, Ghostbusters 3, The Office [Filmdrunk]Bieber's Kelly Kapowski Shirt: The Domino Effect [Uproxx]Corgi Friday-AAAAHHH.

Class of 2010So an owl didn't deliver an invitation to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to you on your twelfth birthday.