We've collected 25 of our favorite reasons 'You Will Not Go To Space Today', including seven exclusive pictures we captioned ourselves.
Ben Miller composed a song using the lyrics to webcomic xkcd's "Every Major's Terrible" because every college major is, indeed, terrible.
Get ready for your big payout, Randall Munroe.
[via]Researchers at CERN in Geneva released the results from a recent experiment (full paper here) that suggested neutrinos can travel faster than light, which would be contrary to Einstein's Theory of Relativity.
This past November, xkcd creator Randall Munroe posted a comic explaining that a family member had become ill.