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You probably shouldn't trust Yelp reviews, but at least now, nobody can be legally blackmailed into changing theirs.

Okay here's the thing: I've done everything in my power to avoid the so-called "South Beach cannibal" story -- the tragic tale of the homeless guy who had his face eaten off by another homeless guy who was hopped up on bath salts in Miami.

Like many people, I often check Yelp reviews before checking out a restaurant I've never been to, even though many Yelp reviewers are insufferable dipsh*ts.

Bill Hader's brilliant Stefon is easily SNL's most celebrated current recurring character and the only recurring character this side of @ss Dan that I actively root to make an appearance.