It’s 1:00 p.m. Eastern time on a Friday, which means it’s almost time for people in Hollywood to wake up and provide some actual television news. Until then, enjoy this marvelous screen cap sent in by heroic reader Mike, who bravely endured an episode of “Home Improvement” to get us this dose of 8th grade humor. We shall honor your laughless half hour with phallus-related name jokes, Mike. Your suffering was not in vain!
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Jerry the Dentist! Marquette grad!
It’s pronounced “Bawnerz”please you guys!
Dr. Thomas “Willy” McHugenSchlaung
Was the reader’s full name “Michael Hunt?”
Loved him on the old Bob Newhart Show. That was an awesome show.
“bonerZ” = the tool-time viagra. ac-adapter required; use at your own risk.
Yeah, “Bawnerz” just like that girl from my high school’s last name was pronounced “Bawner,” how many people you think actually pronounced it like that?
Peter Bonerz also worked on some episodes of News Radio. Thank you streaming Netflix.