Welp, here it is. A preview for the next pseudo-season of “The Hills,” which won’t be season 5 but instead “bonus episodes” to season 4, because… um… the narrative arc is more in line with the Dostoevskyian mood and themes of season 4, whereas season 5 is expected to be a grand philosophical masterwork, with Spencer as the Machiavellian foil to L.C.’s ingenue version of Candide.
Naw, just kidding. MTV got 15 seconds of mildly interesting footage and will air it out over the course of six episodes where the same assholes look at each other in silence while trying to remember how the script told them to react. Ooh, look! The name of the song that’s playing is on the screen! What compelling television!
[More at the L.A. Times]
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I’m hoping that with a new administration in Washington, we can finally have all of these spoiled little airhead shits sterilized and then locked away for good. I’d recommend forced frontal lobotomies all around, but looks like we’re too goddamn late.
Seriously, what could be more patriotic than lining this vapid assholes up against the wall and having them all shot?
Upon further reflection, three cups of coffee is apparently too much.
Hey people, these are the stories, okay? Women watch TV, too.
Dosto, Dostoyev, Mach..i..av…ellian slow down!!
How about Jack Bauer whipping the vapid assholes to death with a wet rolled up stars and stripes flag, that sounds more patriotic…….and quite entertaining.
You compare this to Dostoevsky and Voltaire, but I see this more like Faulkner’s “Light in August”, in that I’d rather punch my own scrotum with brass knuckles than experience this “work”.
Hopefully, a former member of “The Wire” will join the cast. My vote is for McNulty. Or Omar.
This site is reminding me that I don’t watch nearly enough tv anymore. What’s The Hills about? Ancient Rome?
Now it’s real dawg.
Tarot card readings are like snowflakes. Every reading is different and personalized for that specific person. If medium’s just told people what they wanted to hear about themselves, it would seem like a sham.
Are we supposed to recommend a website in the “Website” box? YouTube’s pretty good.
@Punch Rockgroin
“Hopefully, a former member of “The Wire” will join the cast. My vote is for McNulty. Or Omar.”
Silly. Lauren use to run the OC chapter of the white sheet mafia. Not a big fan of the dark skinned individuals.